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Hi. I'm Anne and this is my blog.
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tennants-hair:

horcrux-of-the-superwholocked:

tennants-hair:

have I told you about that time in 5th grade when my school had a blackout and I whispered ”lumos” and the lights came back on

because I just

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You were 11 in 5th grade, yes?

HOLY MOTHER OF-

I KNEW IT FUCK YEAH MY LETTER JUST GOT LOST

(via cartel)

sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

(via miniskirtt)

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

(Source: urbancatfitters, via cartel)

sarahkeilman94:

my mom just said to me “if justin bieber doesn’t get his act together he’s gonna ruin the whole bands career not just his”

my mom thinks justin bieber is part of one direction

(via cartel)

p1ants:

i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather 

(Source: artvevo, via explicitlyvulgar)

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(via pizza)

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(Source: reconcicle, via pizza)

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(via artic-daisy)

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

(via w-ave)

ehnoshima:

shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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(via moistbottom)

theludicrousrival:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem, via pizza)

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

(Source: meladoodle, via sp-iderlily)

jetn:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

*prepares party popper*


*nervously shakes the party popper*


*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*


*has a wonderful night with the party popper*


*gets married to the party popper*

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.
Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.
"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

what the actual fuck